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Splooge Invaders Splooge Invaders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

really nice

according to this awesome game, i'd make a fucking awesome birth control pill :)

Squirrel Squash 2 Squirrel Squash 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


only one prob tho, he dies really fast, otherwise, reallly good

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Grid Puzzle Grid Puzzle

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

oh, HELL naw...

i did NOT just go through all that shit for a picture of that yu-gi-oh fag... what the fuck dude? i thought it wuz gonna be a tight picture, you made it last so fucking long too, damn, don't do this shit again unless it's a picture of something tight.

Playable Tank Demo, V10 Playable Tank Demo, V10

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

this is tight...

only one problem tho... you should make the tank turn faster... it turns kinda slow, so u go off the screen fast. also, you accelerate a little fast, so make it so that it slowly reaches the maximum speed or something like that

BrianSexton responds:

Thank you for your feedback. Turning speed, acceleration speed, and maximum driving speed are all easily adjustable (in fact, you can use the Home and End keys to adjust the latter within the demo itself), so there is a good chance that if I ever put this tank into a full game, speed adjustments will be available via either a tuning shop, an upgrade shop, or story-driven upgrades (e.g. faster, more powerful tanks for successive game levels).

I will have to be careful with such speed adjustments, though, lest I risk making the tank (or tanks) drive too much like a race car. Also, one of the fun things about controlling a tank in a video game is that you can take your time rolling in nice and slow like a lowrider ("drives a little slower...") with a nice thick steel skin to protect you from your enemies.

Thanks again for the feedback.